About seven days ago, I told you about
my fictional train ride through a fictional land. I also mentioned my
childhood friend was a manga and I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I am
a nutter now. Well this story of said visit with Otona Ni Nuts will
do nothing to dispel that notion.
As we talked on the way back from the station to
her parent's home,I saw she was still the silly immature girl I'd always
known. Loving the attention from boys even though they only wanted
her for her body. She wasn't very interesting to begin with so maybe
this was for the best .
Her parent's weren't there when we
arrived. Though now that I think about it I'd only ever caught
glimpses of them and didn't even know their names. As we sat down on
the couch to catch up a little more she started telling me about the
time she at some nuts that made her into an adult. I vaguely
remembered the events because they sounded like wacky hijinks and I
was determined to stay out of that . I think I started playing
acoustic guitar at that time,it was an odd few years.
Either way just as I thought she was
finishing her story, she just keep going. I thought she trying to
tell me that she learned a valuable lesson about maturity but she
keep going on about other topics. From men trying to marry her to
some woman challenging her to beauty contests. I try to forget the
early 2000's and their rash of impromptu beauty contests. I think she
went of on a couple weird tangents about bears and her summer
vacations. Near the end I think she started making parts up to see
if I was paying attention(fun fact: I wasn't). I say this because she
started talking about helping some kid but I'm pretty sure she was
talking about a GTO episode. Also the way she talked about nuts was
just disturbing.
She kept bringing up our other friend
Asuma who decided to not forgo said hijinks and stick around with
her to play straight man. It wasn’t that surprising,as he was the
only guy who actually liked her as a person,so they were pretty
close. He was always dependable and they grew even closer during
those events. Our group had a betting pool on when they would finally
start dating,that I lost forty bucks in. Everyone else in her story
was either bizarre or lecherous and I decided to call her out on her
cock and bull. I used the ancient method of calling a bluff:pics or
it didn't happen. Unfortunately she had four whole albums of the
events and showed me all of them.
There were the pictures of her and
Asuma looking like typical Shojo people(Shojoites?) and everyone
looked like normal people. The other people I didn't recognize looked
odd and the pictures were a little blurry so I couldn't quite make if
they were male or female. It didn't help that many of the pictures
were jumbled around on the page. Their were also a alarming number
of shots of her teddy bear underwear and some fetishistic outfits
that would make Amu blush. I decided not to question those pictures
and conceded that her story was true. I would have brought up the
fact that you think people would have heard about nuts that could
turn you into adults. However she's was always pretty stubborn,so I
dropped the subject.
She was disappointed that I had to
leave again so soon, failing to notice that she had been talking for
about eighteen hours. On our way out we passed her younger sister who
spoke a language I couldn't understand,so I payed her no mind. We
walked back to the station only to find it shut down due to an
accident and being slightly cliché. She offered to let me stay with
her for a few more days but I had to get to Seinen to see the new
play Waiting for Miura. So I
decided to commandeered a boat to get there in time and to have an
easier segue into the next review. It was a nice visit but even as I
relate this story to you I've already forgotten most of it.
Next time:Probably
not this again
As
always comments,requests and death threats are welcome.
